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| Making love? |
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight.
After a few cocktails, the man began discussing the home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times." the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious pizza and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times." the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love too your wife last night?"
"Once." he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop!" the Englishman replied.
overseas flight : penerbangan luar negeri
home lives : kehidupan rumah tangga
bragged : membual, menyombongkan diri
adored : mengagumi
omelet : telur dadar
smugly : dengan rasa puas pada diri sendiri
snorted : mendengus
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