A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and the golf ball hit the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband as shocked and said, "I've told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw a broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Right. Sorry about that." The husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem, it's the least I could do."
"And you, what do you want?" the genie asked the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world." she said.
"It's done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?" the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made love to a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we will get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie said to her, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing."
golf course : arena golf, lapangan golf
lined with : dibatasi dengan
tee : tempat pemukulan bola pertama
drive the ball : memukul bola
knock out : mengenai
It'll cost us a fortune to fix : biayanya mahal untuk memperbaikinya
teed up : melayangkan pukulan
watch out for the houses : hati-hati agar tidak mengenai rumah
how much this is going to cost : berapa banyak biaya untuk menggantinya
on the couch : di atas dipan
was trapped : terjebak
released : membebaskan, melepaskan
wishes : permintaan
ravished : mencabuli
amazing : mengherankan
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