One Chinese person walked into a bar and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him and ask for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor. Get out of here!"
Astonished, the Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." reply Spielberg.
Suddenly, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said,"You sank the Titanic. My forefathers were on that ship!"
Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same!"
- walked into : berjalan memasuki
- rushed over to him : bergegas menemuinya
- asked for his autograph : meminta fotonya
- instead : sebaliknya
- gave him a slap : menamparnya
- get out of here : keluar dari sini
- astonished : heran
- suddenly : tiba-tiba
- sank : menenggelamkan, tenggelam
- my forefathers : nenek moyang saya
- shocked : terkejut
- iceberg : gunung es
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