Genie Joke

A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She pick it up and rubbed it, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the woman, "Thank you for freeing from the oil lamp. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"
The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"
The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"
The woman says, "I've always want a nice car. I'd like a new Rolls-Royce, please."
The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces. What is Your third wish?"
The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you remove one of my kidney, please!"

oil lamp  : lampu minyak
pick it up  : mengambilnya
rubbed it  : menggosoknya
genie  : jin
freeing  : membebaskan
grant  : mengabulkan
wishes  : permintaan
get twice as much  : dua kali lipatnya
bank account  : rekening bank
garage  : garasi
remove  : mengambil
kidney  : ginjal