James or Tom?

Long beard

A married man, named James, was visiting his 'girlfriend' when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife love this beard, I couldn't possibly to do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend ask again, in a sexy little voice.
"Oh really, I can't ." he replies, "My wife loves this beard!"
The girl friend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed while his wife is sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and say, "Tom, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"



shave  : mencukur
beard  : jenggot
handsome face  : muka yang tampan
I couldn't possibly to do it  : aku tidak mungkin melakukannya (mencukurnya) 
sighs  : mendesah
gives in  : mengalah
crawls into bed  : merangkak ke tempat tidur
awakened somewhat  : setengah terjaga
feels his face  : menyentuh mukanya